That Giant Sucking Sound You Hear Is the Sound of the Contributors of Jonestown Being Assessed Licensing Fees

You may not be aware of this, but Salois, the stalker from St. Louis has testified in open court that I, Mercutio / Progressive Traditionalist / Prog Beat / Paleo-Skeptic / Will H. is exactly the very same person as Julian Blue / Scarlet W. Blue / Sherhazade / Scarlet A / ***** Salois (among others) as well as being the very same person as Elizabeth Green / Shakespeare’s Cousin / Portia, as well as any and all contributors and commenters to those sites; namely, Fairlane, Chris Dashiell, Suzi Riot, et al.

That is, it was then asserted that I was the person that wrote this post, recovered from the feed aggregator Bloglines:

The party's at Jonestown!

By Scarlet W. Blue

My latest post over there:

The Little Workshop of Horrors

Drink up, bitches!

Also at Jonestown:

Raspberry Vodka and Diet 7-Up

I HATE INDIAN FOOD

The Great Spirit of Blogging

A rant, a lesson, a quiz, a poem

Take This Book and Burn It

The Prisoner

Medieval Hotties

Scarlet Blue's Mystery Guest

I'm Flaky; I'll Write Anything

Scarlet Blue's Day Off

Posted on: Sun, Jul 27 2008 10:49 AM

To this very end, I have sent word today to my attorney today that licensing fees should be assessed to any and all of these people from any and all accounts from any financial institutions which might exist holding anything of monetary value, specifically according to the word of the aforementioned Salois, stalker from St. Louis. Scarlet W. Blue was a contributor at Jonestown; therefore any and all contributors at Jonestown did so solely as my personal agent— because it is impossible that I might be any other person than Scarlet W. Blue.

I have determined that a licensing fee of 20% for the privilege of acting as my agent be deducted from all accounts, and that my attorney should retain 15% of all amounts assessed.

I already have the ruling from the court in Missouri specifying that not one single one of those bloggers can post anything whatsoever without it having passed through my hands.

Such is the determination of the court.

And so, you’d better cough up some fucking money.

I don’t let just anybody act as my agent for free, you know.

Since Ms. Salois has already given testimony that each and every one of these people is actually me, then I myself don’t mind if I skim a bit of scratch of the top of all accounts.

It’s only me doing this to myself.

Such is the ruling of the court.

Also, each and every commenter on that site is necessarily the very same person as myself.

So, there should really be no issue with me withdrawing money from those accounts.

In fact, James W. Van Amburg, noted pervert of Platte County, has determined (as usual, without any manner of supporting evidence other than a verbal assertion) that any and all documents of related content posted on the internet must necessarily be the work of one single individual.

That is, these individuals CANNOT post any manner of material except that they be acting as my agent.

Which means, in effect, I OWN this material.

It’s mine, all mine.

And I would seriously like to repossess cars, furniture, and the like.

No, there’s no telling how many actual physical persons I am.

No telling how much of the internet that I own.

But right now, I’m concerned about those accounts held at various financial institutions.

That’s just me.
Nice doing business with you.

Come back again, and I will try to make you look like the sad sack reprobate worthless jackasses you are, whose vision of the highest possible virtue is the betrayal of the trust of another.

Yes, it is this betrayal of trust that constitutes the highest virtue to such Leftists.

Namely, the very humorousness of the betrayal of trust makes it so appealing.

No higher virtue to be achieved than the virtue of betrayal to such Leftists.

A fact for which I will revile all Leftists for all time.

But right now, all I want is the money which is due as a licensing fee for having acted as my agent.

And I demand immediate possession and control.